1. a female version of whiskey dick.
2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse
2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse
by artthearc April 3, 2005

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.
Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016

by GailGrey February 5, 2014

by B_in_Chgo September 25, 2006

(Noun)
An individual that dates, establishes and maintains a relationship with the sole purpose to consume wine at someone elses expense.
An individual that dates, establishes and maintains a relationship with the sole purpose to consume wine at someone elses expense.
by @thelaflute September 15, 2016

by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018
