Someone who, is of the upper class bogan, instead of wearing the classic poor fitting, black band tshirts, they explore the alternative white tshirt whilst listening to the rock and working on cars
by Red-Chaos December 10, 2021
Get the White collar bogan mug.Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars mug.When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Like A White Collar Hug mug.by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018
Get the White collar cowboys mug.When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
Get the White Collar Major Applewhite mug.John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
by Mike109999 September 6, 2022
Get the White Collar Sleepover mug.Similar to an Emotional Mulligan, but at work, an emotional season ticket holder gives you a white collar chair shot, but they have so much equity built up, they are forgiven.
MA: Damn, I always felt like you were going to White Collar Major Applewhite me, but always thought you would tell me first.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
NT: Ya, I am sorry Brosef, my boss is up my ass and I have to think of my family.
MA: I hear you fam, I saw this guy's Brofile, it is pretty stellar. You get a White Collar Mulligan.
by Mike109999 September 25, 2025
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