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Wet Wipe

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.

Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020
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Wet wipe

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr
by Okbestie October 26, 2020
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whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 1, 2023
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Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''
by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025
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