Spooky Walton

A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.

"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."

by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014

walter white

The saddest story of a man.............

"Have you watched Breaking Bad?"

"Na, man. I don't like meth heads."

"What? Walter White isn't a meth head, yo. He's the saddest story of a man......"

by crose515 October 5, 2013

Walter

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter

by Qintar Lynn January 11, 2019

Walter Sobchak

One of the greatest characters ever in a film. Played by John Goodman, Walter Sobchak is a vietnam veteran who gives a shit about the rules of bowling. Friend of The Dude, man.

"MARK IT ZERO!" - Walter, making Smokey follow the rules because he was over the line.

by SuperSonicX July 15, 2008

nigga-watt

the average amount of energy required to cook a chicken of average weight. 1nigga watt (NW) = 10^5.835455926 watts

"Yo, the electric bill to popeyes be measured in nigga-watts."

by the great cn October 22, 2011

Walter Pendanski

The act or movement of turning left.

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."

by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.

Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.

by The white asain January 6, 2011