wanker

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Wanker, definition: See above.

by Sgt. Wankington November 30, 2009

Wanker

Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.

(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.

by Flannel Flyer May 7, 2005

Wanker

Another insult like bastard

"Fuck off you little wanker"

by Eva November 16, 2003

Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

wanker

referees

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!

by JOTISh June 22, 2010

wanker

A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.

Chocha is a total wanker!!

by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Wanker

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole

Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!

by biophilo May 29, 2014