fuck up upstairs

a term used by gordon ramsay to contestants on his show hell’s kitchen when they are being fucking horrible chefs. or when he’s really pissed off.

you fucking donkey, your fucking lazy, come here, you know what, fuck up upstairs

by mangosareanut June 17, 2019

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

upstairs

in the brain, mentally

He was alright upstairs, but he was a bit shaky on his feet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2009

Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.

"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."

by Steve-er January 31, 2010

Upstairs

Going "upstairs": you deliberately go upstairs to have physical contact with a significant, and or, not so significant other. Say something we're to happen on a couch, no damage because couch activities are never planned. BUT stairs, you physically go up stairs with intentions of physical contact.. And that my friends is no bueno

"You have a girlfriend, you can't go upstairs!"

by SumSum September 20, 2015

upstate new york

Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

by Paulj July 30, 2005

upstate new york

Any place above Westchester, NY is considered upstate NY. Upstate New Yorkers usually have to answer questions like " Do you have a New York accent?"," Is it crowded there?","Do you live on 5th Avenue?"

The answers to all of these are NO! lol New York has a lot more to offer than just the city. Ever considered that ya punk?!

Me: Hey Im from New York
You: OMG U are? Is it crowded there?

*cracks your skull*

by a smart brunette October 5, 2003