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upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)
Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.
by valere March 13, 2008
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atomic upper decker

As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out
"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."
by Judge)Mental December 19, 2017
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upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.
After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.
by porknut September 4, 2005
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upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.
"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"
by chops renfer August 23, 2006
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Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.
"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."
by vaaleainhoinen January 25, 2009
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Upper Decker

(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.
The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.
by Britley's Grams September 4, 2016
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upper decker

the act of pooping, in th top resiviour part some someone elses toilet.
I just gave Bills toilet an upper decker.
by Russ151 October 20, 2006
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