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Undergradophile

A person who suffers from Undergradophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to undergraduate students.

Undergradophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of undergraduate students.
Andy Byrne is a Undergradophile. Every day he walks by the lecture theaters at the college he works at, watching the undergraduates coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by Pla12345 June 13, 2012
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underground banger

a big bumpy pimple underneath the skin.
by Shaves August 15, 2009
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Club Underground Peru

An alias for the music project bedroom; a synthpop, alternative, indie, new wave shoegaze, 80's experimental alternative electronic, post-punk, lo-fi dreampop, 90's chillwave, 2000's electroclash music project.
Have you heard Club Underground Peru's new album? It sounds great on psychedelics.
by JustCrunchy December 12, 2016
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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 6, 2019
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going underground

1. To be so overloaded with study that one will temporarily discontinue any relationships and/or one's social life in order to find more time

2. To be so fed up with maintaining relationships that one will stop answering one's phone, email etc and will seem to disappear off the face of the earth.
1. Friend One: "damned yearlies comin' up, im going underground for a bit"
Friend Two: "lemme know when u get back"

2. "fuck the world. i'm going underground for a bit"
by funky_chicken August 5, 2007
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velvet underground

(1)a 70's rock band fronted by lou reed. often referred to as the 'godfathers of punk' although most people disagree. excellent musicians who music is still cherished and rocked out to this very day.
(2) a club on queen street west toronto
(1) sweet jane is one of my favourite velvet underground songs
(2) my brothers band is playing at the velvet underground on friday
by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003
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Underground

The London railway system. Also called the Metro or Tube.
We took the Underground from King's Cross to Covent Gardens.
by Zen84 December 29, 2007
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