When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
Get the Screaming umbrellamug. A general term to refer to someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, questioning, intersex, etc. The degree of how far "under the umbrella" a person is indicates the extent of their homosexuality; for instance, someone who is bi-curious would be described as a little under the umbrella, whereas a flamer would be deep under the umbrella.
Jesse (in Forever 21): That guy is so far under the umbrella, you can't even see his head.
Jef (in Forever 21): I'm pretty sure every guy here is at least half under the umbrella.
Jef (in Forever 21): I'm pretty sure every guy here is at least half under the umbrella.
by Appoggiasaurus February 22, 2011
Get the Under the Umbrellamug. Performing a small umbrella involves three or more individuals in a sex act. The man or one of the men in the situation uses their erect penis as a “small umbrella” to shield another’s face from the third, or more, person’s ejaculate.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
Person 1: I’m so glad he did a small umbrella. I don’t like getting it in my eye.
Person 2: so jealous.
Person 2: so jealous.
by Moira4everbebe February 7, 2021
Get the Small umbrellamug. Military grade marijuana developed by the U.S. government in the early 1990s. It was believed by military intelligence that the mellowing effects of this particular strand was so potent, that introducing it into the Somalian drug supply would effectively cause the guerrilla fighters to lose their motivation to fight. Unfortunately this proved ineffective, because smoking it gave the guerrillas such a powerful case of the munchies that they began raiding nearby towns to obtain snacks, violently stealing millions of dollars worth of U.N. food relief. The events of this particular conflict were chronicled in the film "Black Hawk Down."
In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
Gunter: "Hey Miley, I scored some Black Umbrella! Want a toke?"
Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
by MongooseFarmer June 29, 2011
Get the Black Umbrellamug. It's the unofficial title for the person/role above you at work, who takes the heat from management/owners.
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".
by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010
Get the Shit Umbrellamug. A complex network of telekenetic psychic waves. Only a few select individuals are capable of using such network.
by freak December 20, 2003
Get the umbrella powermug. On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Wow, it's like a hurricane outside.
Coworker 2: I know, I must have passed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!
Coworker 2: I know, I must have passed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!
by Peter Patrelli April 20, 2007
Get the Umbrella Graveyardmug.