tweeties

Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang
"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
mugGet the tweetiesmug.

Dirty Tweety

To have a bird defecate on your face for sexual arousal, leaving the person with a moustache.

For advanced uses, some even use the birds feces as facial cream.
Alessia asked Jordan to hold her lovebird over her mouth so that it can poop on her lip. She got a Dirty Tweety.
by BeastialJohnson October 2, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Tweetymug.

Tweety

A piece of paper, folded or rolled tightly in halves; shot by a rubber band at an unfortunate victim. Named after the infamous Tweety bird, they would fly unbelievably fast through the air.
Brad: hey man look at the welt this tweety gave me
by R3VRB. May 15, 2025
mugGet the Tweetymug.

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