turdle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

"Look at that turdle bro!"
"No"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

Turdle

someone who writes in all lower case for no reason

Jaia is a turdle

by Da bobos July 28, 2023

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016