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You're a tool

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.
Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!
by Wspycrs August 12, 2018
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blue tool

a person who uses their blue tooth headset when unnecessary, or leaves attached in ear when not having a conversation.
person 1: do you see that blue tool over there, the one sitting down, not doing anything but still using their headset?

person 2: yeah. lets go murder her!
by your progenetor July 13, 2007
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city tool

basically a f***boy; finn wolfhards way to describing jacob saggytits
“you date the city tool; i’m a city fool” -calpurnia's City Fool single

fuckboy jacob jacob saggytitties
by filliefanss on insta:) March 8, 2018
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I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
by papa sal August 6, 2012
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redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
by MCYT January 15, 2007
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Tool Move

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.
"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."
by Noddatool January 11, 2009
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toolfuck

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.
"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"
by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009
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