Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.

Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."

by topher_.xx January 12, 2025

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia

Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher

by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023

Topher

Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone

L:7.25 in x G:6.5in

Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Topher

Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.

Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?

by simple genius May 18, 2021