by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021
Get the moonshiner's toothpick mug.A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.
by Tobl1x May 3, 2022
Get the toothpick-dick mug.Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
Get the Tennessee Toothpick mug.by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020
Get the Wooly toothpick mug.Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.
Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
by Random Killer November 22, 2011
Get the Making Toothpicks mug.Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020
Get the Toothpick Jar mug.by misskae May 12, 2015
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