chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.

To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.

by Budd Licker October 25, 2007

Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022

frozen toboggan

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014

Chinese Toboggan

The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...

Dude, I gave this chick a chinese toboggan last night and her stomach is bright red from the ride!

by jhendrix0722 August 18, 2010

Toboggan Donkeypunch

Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.

"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."

by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011

Flesh toboggan

Arse; ass; backside; butt; bum. (Usually used in the context of snowsports.)

I went flying, lost my skis and completed the slope on the flesh toboggan.

by Johnny Knack January 26, 2015

shit toboggan

Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.

I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.

by Dusty Pellegrino June 9, 2011