Mingyu's tiddies

Something bigger than mia khalifa's tids

Damn did you see how nutritious and delicious mingyu's tiddies are? That shit can feed all hungry ppl.

by kentalicious May 4, 2018

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

taddles

The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.

"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"

by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

thicc niggas and anime tiddies

Lmao nigga the story of my life.

Yooo I just played that shit, thicc niggas and anime tiddies for my gf and got the best head of my life... then I woke up to my anime body pillow...

by PumpedUpKikes January 25, 2018

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

cocaine tiddies

Tiddies that are of the same, similar, or higher quality than Margot Robbie's breasts in the 2013 cinematic film "Wolf of Wall Street" staring Leonardo Decaprio and aformentioned tiddies. Essentially the quality of tiddies required for optimal cocaine enjoyment

Yo I saw this girl today with the best tits today. She looks like she's should star in a Martin Scorsese film. Straight up Cocaine Tiddies

by Cocainetiddies July 10, 2018