The P4P Goat, greatest human being OAT, smartest man alive who IQ rivals Albert Einstein, main character in any situation possible, out benches ronnie coleman, arnold, and larry wheels at the same time, overall the goat.
by Bangbomb November 22, 2023
Get the Thornton Savagemug. When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch
Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.
by Alabama man 666 August 11, 2024
Get the bama thorntonmug. by Young mase May 16, 2022
Get the Brody Thornton big bmug. jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023
Get the allyssa thorntonmug. To thornton (v): a sexual act pertaining to scataphilial/coprophilial fore-play; dipping the scrotum and testicle(s) upon the excretion of a partner's excreting anus and then offering the coated scrotum to the, or any additional partner's tongue. This sexual act is celebrated as a delicacy among scatologically inclined fetish communities and groups.
Time for a Licks Thornton.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
by Ben Gee Kat December 25, 2022
Get the Thorntonmug. by Young mase May 16, 2022
Get the Brody Thornton big bmug. allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)
allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023
Get the allyssa thorntonmug.