This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says “Your mom’s gay,” you can simply say “No you” and they will die on the spot.
by J Orgasm May 5, 2018
 Get the No youmug.
Get the No youmug. Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief
by Deine Mutte August 11, 2008
 Get the no youmug.
Get the no youmug. Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."
Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."
Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."
by Sierrapants April 2, 2008
 Get the not youmug.
Get the not youmug. Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.
by missing November 24, 2003
 Get the no you aremug.
Get the no you aremug. are extraordinarily perfect...
by ivory.keys.*119 June 16, 2010
 Get the youmug.
Get the youmug. A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke.
Used when the joke would compliment the male.
Used when the joke would compliment the male.
by Foo_Fighter December 22, 2008
 Get the Not to youmug.
Get the Not to youmug. by evanneafsey23 June 5, 2019
 Get the An Youmug.
Get the An Youmug.