Twisty Pisty

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
by DYSMITH May 03, 2013
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Twisty Nine

A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.
Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?

Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!

Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!
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Twistie Fingers

The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.
Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*
by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson August 11, 2007
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Twisty Whirl

We was up in the trailer an all uh the sudden a dang ole twisty whirl came an sucked us up.
by Hillbilly Steve August 31, 2017
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twisty ones

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?
by good of words November 12, 2018
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twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.
Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!
by Klepto Zach September 30, 2015
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Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
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