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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018
mugGet the your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mowermug.

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"
by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016
mugGet the If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the pianomug.

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Mowermug.

Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)
Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .
by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025
mugGet the Lawn Mower Methodmug.

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
mugGet the Swiss lawn mowermug.

Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
mugGet the Lawn mowermug.

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
mugGet the Squid lawn mowermug.

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