Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
by dswannie November 20, 2020
Get the Hot Air Balloon Ridemug. When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020
Get the Hot Air Balloon Ridemug. The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010
Get the North Dakotan Hot Air Balloonmug. Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.
by Elrond Driscoll February 04, 2009
Get the hot air balloon ridemug. by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008
Get the North Dakota Hot Air Balloonmug. An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.
That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.
by Lord of Ballyhoo October 03, 2011
Get the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloonmug. by Unkanow April 15, 2020
Get the a hot air balloon going Mach 10mug.