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griddie

noun: a person that is more attractive in-person than in photo or video, due to a combination of physical and personality-wise attractiveness that is only fully perceptible in-person.

adjective : when a person is more attractive in-person than in photo or video, due to a combination of physical and personality-wise attractiveness that is only fully perceptible in-person.
She looks better than the photos. That gal sure is a griddie!

Nah, it's just a bad photo. Wait until you see her in person, she's a griddie!

How could someone be griddier than her? She went from 10 in that profile pic to 100 on our date!
by codexistent April 18, 2023
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Griddy Super

A accidental saying of Super Griddy where instead of saying Super Griddy the person in question ends up saying Griddy Super for some reason.
Mike: Yo do you have time now to try and hit a Super Griddy?

Josh: Yeah bro you bet. I have all the time right now to hit a Griddy Super!

Mike: Huh? A Griddy Super? Don't you mean a Super Griddy?

Josh: Oh, well, same thing don't worry. Just watch me! (proceeds to slip and fall)

Mike: Wow bro, that was trash. That was more trash than trash itself.
by ComputerWorld January 16, 2024
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Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.
Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023
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Griddy Buzz

The phenomenon when someone radiates such immense coolness that everyone in their vicinity becomes awestruck, often freezing up or becoming tongue-tied. Derived from the combination of "grid" (representing a network of people) and "buzz" (the electrifying effect the person has).
Every time Jordan walks into a room, there's a Griddy Buzz. People just stop and stare.
I tried to approach her at the party, but the Griddy Buzz was too real. Couldn't muster a single word.
by ca127316 October 17, 2023
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The Griddy

The Griddy is a very zesty emote from the game fortnite.

Its a bit diabolical and the most menacing emote in the game.
bro 1: Yo dawg the griddy is back in tha item shop yo
bro 2: GAH DAYUUM BRO. iMMA HAVE TO SELL MY COCK TO AFFORD THAT.
by Zesty ass guy June 22, 2022
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griddy

Yo that griddy was nuts last night.

Had me going schizo.
by ppdunder June 10, 2022
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griddy lock

1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.

2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.

Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 20, 2023
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