Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

cantaloupe

SMW a wiener sucking kunk

Hooman1: fawk u kunk
Hooman2: cantaloupe

by HereComesDatboiOHSHIT December 21, 2016