Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.

One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”

by lilpeengang November 24, 2020

Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone

Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.

by Small wood August 28, 2019

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021