Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.
Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."
by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023
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The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
Get the The Ol' Ukranian Tofu mug.It is the best thing to do to support Ukraine. Vladimir Putin is scared of this threat. I am doing it right now
by Bill Whitby September 6, 2022
Get the hitting the griddy for ukraine mug.person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
person 2: pluh
by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023
Get the PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA mug.1) the modern equivalent of "today Poland, tomorrow the world
2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3
2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3
Not only did the world lose its faith in humanity, but during the 2022 invasion of ukraine putin became nostradamus's third antichrist
by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022
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The 2022 invasion of ukraine, at least to putin, is the precursor to the invasion of other countries like the Baltic states.
by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2022
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