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Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night
by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011
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Twisty Nine

A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.
Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?

Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!

Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!
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Twistie Fingers

The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.
Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*
by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson August 13, 2007
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twisty ones

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?
by good of words November 12, 2018
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Twisty Blowy

When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.
Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!
by inspireddonny October 15, 2021
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Twisty Whirl

We was up in the trailer an all uh the sudden a dang ole twisty whirl came an sucked us up.
by Hillbilly Steve August 31, 2017
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twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.
Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!
by Klepto Zach November 16, 2015
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