Get the Tex-mexcellentmug. It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........
Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-
by OhHeyThereIt'sEvelyn January 20, 2013
Get the Big Texmug. Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008
Get the Tex Mexmug. by TomCoughlinsCousin April 13, 2014
Get the tex-sexmug. by Spencer Ward Walker February 1, 2008
Get the tex mexmug. short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.
person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
by cesar August 18, 2003
Get the tex-mesmug. Similar to having phone sex; but instead of talking hot dirty sex to your significant other you actually are “texting” steamy hot dirt talk to your significant other
... Jane have you ever tried tex-sex with Jerry? Mike and I tex-sex for the first time last night-we really got into it!
by hot4sex July 3, 2009
Get the Tex-sexmug.