Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 15, 2017
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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 25, 2020
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