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The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn
Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”
by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021
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Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.
That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.
by AeroEng July 10, 2010
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The Mexican Race

An extremely infectious virus/plague that has infected the United States for years now.Symptoms include:raping the shit out of a country's economy due to not paying taxes,making 90% of everyone in a country hate them (no matter how hated the race that hates them is hated ex.An African American hating a Mexican.) Vandalizing any building structure within a 25 mile radius of where the virus infects,and completely raping the shit out of American culture due to not learning our language LIKE NEARLY 90% OF ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES DO/LEARNING OUR LANGUAGE,BUT STILL NOT USING IT.There are no known cures for this virus due to its ridiculous persistence to infect its host (the US).All bigotry and hate for this virus is completely justified and anyone who disagrees that is american obviously does not give a shit about their country.
Bob:Hey Billy have you heard about that new virus called the Mexican race?

Billy:Yea man,we should move to another country because its exploited and raped the shit out of this ones system for years.

Bob:Sooner or later the virus would spread to whatever country we move to,so lets just stay here in the US.
by AWellInformedIndividual March 7, 2009
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Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.
"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"
by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008
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Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.
I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.
by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010
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The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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