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The National

An indie-rock band from Brooklyn. They have been on David Letterman and have several albums, including The National, Alligator, and Boxer. Their main members are Matt Berninger, Aaron Dessner, Bryce Dessner, Bryan Devendorf, and Scott Devendorf.
The National, Boxer, Alligator, Fake Empire, Mistaken for Strangers, Karen, Looking for Astronauts, Daughters of the Soho Riots, Apartment Story, Brainy, Green Gloves, Slow Show.
by Z ed March 15, 2009
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The National Manthem

She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest
No one: The National Manthem
Me: She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest
by School1234 February 25, 2019
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Danger to the Nations

A person who has evolved from school threat to menace to society and has graduated to Danger to the Nations.(A National Threat)
You better to stay away from Eugene Krabs. I saw him pull out a frozen 15 ft glizzy and eat it in one bite. He is a Danger to the Nations.
by Eugene Krabs 811 March 4, 2021
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The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
by tnayrb January 25, 2015
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The National Anthem

An amazing song by Radiohead. Any fan of the band would agree that this song is 5 and a half minutes of brilliance!
by Acid Tears January 3, 2005
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donate to the national trust

to poop in a toilet. a lyric from the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun."
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donate to the National Trust.
by Sid Corrigan October 2, 2007
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The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011
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