michael

michael is a fuckface and likes short girls even though he could have a great tall girl

fuck you michael, you like short girls

by illfuckyourmom420 April 1, 2019

Michaelize

To sing or adopt vocal charateristic stylings of blue eyed soul baritone singer, Michael McDonald.

In order to make this song sound really good, we're going to have to Michaelize it.

by L. Anderson May 15, 2008

Michael

A sexy bitch

"Michael is a sexy bitch."

by michaelisasexybitch November 10, 2009

michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

some of the most awesome people are named michael.

hey, look how cool michael is!

by m20 March 22, 2009

Michael

*his name has to pronounced in a strong Australian accent*

Todd: “hello, who is this?”
Michael: “the names Michael, I’m a lady whisperer, I also own a pet chainsaw”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Michael

Greatest man alive I wish I was a Michael.

Michael is the best guy

by Russo Peter October 21, 2018

Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. He is a sports fanatic and his team can do no wrong. He is health conscience and strives to be a better person. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he landed the HOTTEST, & coolest girl as his girlfriend..mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Michael a very cool person.

guy 1 do you see that fine a** chick

guy 2 yeah, she prob has a boyfriend named Michael

by Nebraska Nantucket February 3, 2010