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Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube
Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman
by threebysix October 1, 2022
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The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.
Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.
by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025
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When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.
"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."
by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011
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A person who wanders the country without a place to permanently call home but has money to take care of themself. A reference to the legendary Dutch Ghost Ship that was doomed to sail forever without reaching port.
I sold my house and bought a state of the art RV. Now I travel around the country like a motorized Flying Dutchman staying in campgrounds.
by TommyNoleBuc March 2, 2023
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When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.
Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!
by Mikkel613 April 17, 2018
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To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on
I hope you flying dutchman yourself
by EndersUDAccount July 25, 2020
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The guy/gal who always has the Dutches/Leaves for a matchup.
Friend: Yo i got the dutches,

Me: You always get the dutches lmao
Friend: Das right, call me the Flying Dutchman
by Mishu Jays October 23, 2017
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