July 24th

If this is the day you were born your a badass, you sick asf, you smoke weed, your crazy, and hella fucking dapper

“I was born July 24th” “Damn dude you must be insane”

by LuvEarl October 17, 2019

October 24th

National kiss a basketball player day

On October 24th you must kiss a basketball player

by Riley Gabrielle October 19, 2019

december 24th

a real niggas birthday

her birthday is on december 24th, she a real nigga.

by slowjamsonmyds October 16, 2019

March 24th

People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.

Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..

by 1 hair October 16, 2019

January 24th

The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day

Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow

by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019

August 24th

Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.

Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!

by jumboegg April 12, 2019

November 24th

National ask your ex for their hoodie day

Girl: Hey, I want your hoodie
Boy: We broke up-
Girl: It’s November 24th

by unstable stability November 20, 2019