Textpedo

A text message that is actually a torpedo in disguise. This type of message would generally come from a girlfriend or wife maybe even a mom or dad possibly. It ruins your day and you generally have to leave whatever fun shit you are doing immediately.

Guy 1: Where did James run off to?

Guy 2: He got a Textpedo from his girlfriend and had to bail.

by SDS_IV May 18, 2013

Textie

A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.

Get off your phone, you are such a stupid textie.

by treehouserockx March 14, 2026