tandem guysicle

When two guys stick their thumb up each others asses and scoot down the street.

“Hey Tyler you wanna ride the tandem guysicle? “

“Yes, sure do !”

“Does it have a suck start feature?”

by Nsherm October 4, 2025

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Tandem swing

Swinging wholesomely with someone else on a swing in a park in verdun

Muji and Pete dominated a tandem swing

by Meej October 20, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

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by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark July 18, 2016

Tandem Stupidity

An act of stupidity thought of by one person and executed by another.

This type of stupidity is associated with initiations of various types (usually dumb)and military service(hopefully not as dumb)

Was that real what I just seen or an act of tandem stupidity ??

Is that person really crazy or is there someone screaming through them in an act of tandem stupidity to discredit them?

by Ragnar Funnies September 7, 2018