flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

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flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark July 18, 2016

German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.

- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that

by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020

Tandem swing

Swinging wholesomely with someone else on a swing in a park in verdun

Muji and Pete dominated a tandem swing

by Meej October 20, 2021

Missouri Tandem

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.

Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.

by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021

Tandem grave

Used to swear on something serious, showing you’re not lying, not playing, and speaking with full truth or intensity. Similar to saying “on God,” “on my life,” or “on bro nem.”

“Shorty badder in real life than IG, on tandem grave.”

by Bruhduhz September 3, 2025