HAM

Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3

Damn!!! That HAM wanted me to rub sunblock all over his sexy body!!

by Krazychichi18 May 02, 2007

HAM

1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.

2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham

1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down

2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place

by Q0703 February 21, 2010

Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

by T Wade October 18, 2005

hamming

The act of throwing or placing slices of meat on cars, houses, etc. It is the new TPing.

Do you want to go hamming around the neighborhood tonight?

by Owl Kid April 01, 2011

Ham

Hard
As A
Mother F*****

Yeah he went ham

by miklbikl2 August 12, 2010

HAM

Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....

I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!

by trich010 November 20, 2010

HAM

an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch

We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.

by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 29, 2011