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David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.
by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019
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Dirty Suarez

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, only you wipe it under your OWN nose.
I gave myself a Dirty Suarez last night.
by Badkitty109 November 7, 2022
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Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of an imfamous Colombian government and organisation agent. Juan was born in Medellín,Colombia, on 23 september 2005 and is currently studying in England. Because of his father’s work he is a very powerful and rich person not one to mess with. Juan is very good with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. He is said to be one of South America’s best rugby players for his age and has represented the Colombian football national selection in the years 2018 and 2019. Juan is also well known in Latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Chile, Brazil and Spain.
Wow that’s Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 15, 2019
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JUAN FRANCISCO SUÁREZ GALLARDO

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of a Colombian ex government and organization agent. Juan was born on september 23 2005 and is now studying in the United Kingdom. He is great with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. Juan is a very good sports man. He is said to be one of the best South American Rugby players of his age and has represented The Colombian national soccer selection in the years 2018 and 2019. He is also known by some in latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Brazil, Chile and Spain. Because of his fathers work Juan is extremely rich for a boy of his age and is someone you should not underestimate or mess with.
Girl one: Omg he’s fit

Girl two: yep Thats Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 16, 2019
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Suarezed

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.
Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro
by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014
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saurez

A party or reception held in the evening. And I know y'all are Led Zeppelin fans because you're the only people who spell it "saurez" instead of the correct French "soirée". This comes from the typographical error on Zep's 1979 album "In Through the Out Door" where the 2nd song is listed "South Bound Saurez". Perhaps they wanted to give it a Spanish/Mexican flair. Oddly enough, the song is neither Spanish nor Mexican nor French but honky-tonk. Who cares. It rocks.

And btw, to all you Yes fans of the same era, it's spelled (and pronounced) "wondrous" not "wonderous". I love rock & roll typos.
ZEP CHICK: Hey, you wanna come over for a South Bound Saurez? Or are you just going to stand there like a Fool in the Rain?
ZEP DUDE: Bonzo forevah!!!
NON-ZEP DUDE: wtf is everyone talking about?
by Brendie March 28, 2007
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Surezies

Person 1 : can you be home early tonight

Person 2: Surezies
by Dannychinesenuts May 9, 2020
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