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Steak and Pussy Day

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
by The last God March 15, 2021
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Steak and Blowjob Day

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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The Hold Steady

An awesome band that prefers the bar scene. Hard power-chord structure supplanted by beautiful piano mixed in with highly clever thematic lyrics. Critically praised, this band's albums are a must-buy for any rock n' roll lover and their live shows are unreal.
"It's good to see you back in a bar band..., it's good to see you back in the bar."
-The Hold Steady
by SCENIC Picnic April 22, 2009
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woman's steak

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.
"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
by ecdaillest January 21, 2013
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Trump Steak

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
by haloInverse May 15, 2016
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Strong Arm Steady

A west coast hip-hop group originally founded by Xzibit. The members are Xzibit, Phil Da Agony, Krondon, and Mitchy Slick. But xzibit left the group when the other 3 signed a deal with Talib Kweli's Blacksmith Records without his consent.
Strong Arm Steady is ill. Klack for the ganstas that be bangin it in the city.
by Stylesxz November 4, 2006
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steady frontin

To constantly put up a fake appearance to impress or deceive to maintain image.
These niggas be steady frontin when they ain't shit
by frankstillcantthinkofaname October 25, 2010
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