Stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.
NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.
NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
Jeremy: So it's like... Drugs?
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.
The SQUIP:
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.
The SQUIP:
by theatrekidapproachatyourownris October 20, 2020
Get the Squipmug. It’s from japan. A grey, oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
And then and then and then and then and then and then and then I got a squip. It’s better than drugs, Jeremy
by that1hamilfan October 10, 2018
Get the Squipmug. Noun: A sound used to distract a focused opponent in a sporting match from accomplishing their goal.
Verb: The action of distracting an opponent by using the squip
Verb: The action of distracting an opponent by using the squip
Just as Matt was about to make a beautiful 3 point shot, Graham let out a "SQUIP!" that caused him to make an arrant throw nowhere near the basket.
by King Slar July 5, 2018
Get the Squipmug. A group of teenagers who worship a nonfictional character, most of them are weird... Ok all of them are werid.
by DesiKitty November 10, 2020
Get the Squip cultmug. Super
Quantum
Unit
Intel
Processer
Ruins your life by making you super popular and destroys your friendships. It’s only weakness is Mountain Dew red. It’s from Japan
Quantum
Unit
Intel
Processer
Ruins your life by making you super popular and destroys your friendships. It’s only weakness is Mountain Dew red. It’s from Japan
I was hopeless, hopeless I was helpless, helpless, every time I walked the hallway I would trip. I was stagnant and i know I was so suicial then then then then then then then then then then then then then then
I got a squip
I got a squip
by Nerdboiiii April 4, 2019
Get the Squipmug. It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
by Michaels mom April 23, 2019
Get the Squipmug. by Neale69 July 24, 2023
Get the Squipmug.