Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

spanky

hairy little wart

a little grinch looking thing which runs aroung going AR WART and laughing at everything you say bacause hes retarded

by ashwellit November 25, 2003

spanky

a $20 crack rock, sold on the west side of Dayton, Ohio.

Yo, I heard Caleb was slangin' spanky's on the west side.

by Mark Huntsman January 21, 2005

spanky

heroin.

A little spanky should cure that.

by championyx January 12, 2010

spanky

Slang term for a homosexual, specifically those of the more feminine persuasion.

"I think Tom might be a spanky"

by Asenath Waite May 27, 2004

Spanky

1. Disciplinary action of smacking a child's rear end with the open palm.

2. A sexual activity where one partner smacks another's rear end.

3. Rachel (or lately Evan)

1. Come here Jessica! Mommy's going to spank you for ripping up that library book!

2. Come here and spank me baby!

3. Hey Spanky! Look out for seagulls!

by nikkipoo March 20, 2009

spanky

a long haired beoch who laughs at every joke even if its not funny. he likes to neck people, he has glasses, he looks like spanky from that movie . he plays soccer, he thinks that moatsie has cheeks and he says his dad is going to beat his ass.

nava: not funny
spanky: hahahaha

by samuel arambula November 20, 2007