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South African Swirly 

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
South African Swirly by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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South African Wall Piss 

“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools

South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"

South African bloody twister

The South African Bloody Twister is a sexual position where the male get two leeches and attaches a leech on each nipple of the man/women once attached the man will perform intercouse in missionary position while having a hand on the leeches.
Brad performed the South African Bloody Twister on his significant other.

The South African Fireball

When you pour gas all over the girl, then set her on fire while you bang her.
Last tuesday that one guy from down the street killed his wife while doing The South African Fireball.