The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

by literally everyone that has br July 22, 2020

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024
