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When a couple comes home after being in the car for a while, both having to urinate at the same time, instead of fighting over who goes first, the girl sits, and guy carefully aims between her legs.

A variation on Sniper is when you come in the door, call "Sniper" who ever calls it last is the sitter. This is dangerous, especially if the man calls slower, because girls cant aim and hover well, meaning the guy would probably get wet.
"Man, having only bathroom SUCKS we totally end up having to Sniper every day when we get home from work, because she wont let me pee in the tub"
Sniper by *sin* February 5, 2010
A sniper is a cigarette butt that hasn't been entirely smoked. They are mainly smoked whenever you are out of cigarettes and are desperate for nicotine. You can find them in ashtrays inside your home and ashtrays outside of restaurants
I am craving so fucking bad!!! I think I am going to dig through my ashtray and find a nice sniper to smoke.
Sniper by C.Stone 816BS September 3, 2009
1. Highly skilled marksman
2. In games, usually the most hated players
3. FPS Players with no talent
Damn sniper...
sniper by Speedfreak January 1, 2004
A sniper does not necessarily mean a gun itself. A sniper is basically a highly trained marksman. The proper word for the gun is a sniper rifle. Which is a very powerful rifle with a scope designed for snipers.
Noob: I'm going to buy that sniper. (he's gonna buy the person)

Other dude: No don't you mean a sniper rifle?
Noob: Shut up noob.
Other dude: ...
Sniper by Wire mash August 1, 2012
When one (especially one at a fast food restaurant) gets a half filled ketchup bottle and throws it an unexpecting person's sack.
He whipped the ketchup bottle at jason and yelled SNIPER!!!!
Sniper by Matt Ascher October 5, 2006
1. A prepubescent 12 year old kid on a first person shooter that is the only douche bag running around with a sniper rifle.
2. For some reason every person wants to be one if they join the army.
3. Usually in games, the sniper is the one who is hiding like a coward because they are the ones who can't actually play the game.
4. COWARDS
"When I go into the army I'm gonna be a sniper because I'm uber 133t d3lta!"
"This is why people hate kids."