Lil Smokie

When your girl is acting up so you only give er half the full shaft.

She thought she was being smart making me sleep on the couch, but now she only getting the lil smokie.

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Lil smokies

either a type of sausage or, a group of midgets who smoke

Ex 1: “I love lil smokies for breakfast!”
Ex 2: “ look at those lil smokies across the road!”

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Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

Rub Smokies by Hmilltone December 21, 2023

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When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

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A “Chris Smokie” is a term used to describe someone who is caught smoking.

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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to consumer elctronics.

Person 1: Are you addicted to consumer electronics?
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: So, I will call you "The Smokie Camel Burp".

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Commonly used to describe Western Carolina University

I studied Engineering at the Harvard of the Smokies.

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