smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

a smart

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp March 17, 2018

smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."

by Jaquie January 10, 2007

smart

not you

you are not smart you dumbass

by jghdfsyuvgfuygf December 15, 2017

smart

Having intelect; Not stupid;

I do well in skool, i am smart

by den March 26, 2003

Smart

Someone who is intelligent

*Your name* is not smart for looking up the definition of "smart."

by Einsteins dog December 06, 2010

smarts

Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.

*** smarts ([e-mail]) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: die smarts)

by tGoM September 17, 2006