When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) March 18, 2016
The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”
by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022
Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*
Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?
Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.
Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?
Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.
by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019
A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017
by sumkahnigga December 21, 2017
He will call your phone then come in and rape you whilst singing the halo theme song with an Algerian flag up his asshole
by TBPAUSANAWHESSMWOGCUMV August 03, 2020
Okay, remember the Hash Slinging Slasher from our childhood AKA Spongebob? Well take that, give him Instagram, a selfie and then too many annoying hashtags, then there ya go, a Hash Tagging Slasher.
by Jacon Le Bacon May 25, 2015