by faye stevens April 22, 2006

Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.
Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?
Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?
Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*
Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?
Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*
by Kkris October 20, 2008

by barneydude December 29, 2007

my sister got out of the shower the other day and i couldnt resist the urge to finger bang her, which then led to jizz worthy fornication.
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!
by Jackzilla April 5, 2009

"I hate that 9-year old who told me he was a midget! I had sex with a minor! That is one hell of a silf!"
by ub3r1337 July 16, 2006

by Steven Faye Castro Valdez April 19, 2006
