you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

The question that appears while voting for what should be on Urban Dictionary

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

by AntisocialWeeb July 27, 2016

the thing that should not be

a kick ass song by METALLICA. it was made in their good days before they sold out.

master of puppets is the best album

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

i just made this up because funny

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by anonymous February 17, 2022

should have been a wank

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

the term that plagues everyone's nightmares

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?
yes
wrong

by coolwhip223 February 12, 2020