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National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.
by Not Shre July 1, 2022
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National Short People Appreciation Day

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
by Mrdabman March 25, 2022
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On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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