shlump

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Shlump

(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.

Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).

by Lobster_with_a_gun November 19, 2022

sHlumped

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

by Chefboylt April 4, 2022

Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021

Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.

Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?

by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021